Life is warfare,
Just ask Sun Tzu.
And to the victors
Go the best booties.
I’ve been through
Many battles, and
Have won more
Than a few, but I’m
Still struggling to
Win the big booty,
Or big booties, I
Should say. I’ll know
I’ve prevailed when
My nose is ass-deep
In a sumptuously-
Sculpted fresh one
Bending over my
Rented bed in an
Anonymous hotel
Somewhere. I’ll
Inhale the musky-
Sweet scent of
Victory-at-last. And
You, dear reader,
Can help my dream
Come true. So like
And share, far and
Wide. And why not?
I care for homeless
Cats, haven’t killed
Anyone yet, and provide
Free entertainment
To fellow wage slaves
Like you. If trash like
Vick can afford the
Best booty, why shouldn’t
I, or perhaps even
You?
— FB