The hardest thing
About secretly
Driving into the city
On a Sunday morn
To put food out for
The homeless cats
Who live in the make-shift
Shelters I built isn’t forcing
Myself up or dodging the
Cops. The hardest thing is
Finding a spot to piss after
The 45 minute ride out.
Tired of pissing in a cup
In some lot scrutinized by
24 hour video cameras, once
I pulled into the budget
Supermarket. After stepping
In with a full bladder, a cute
Black rent a cop asked me if
I needed some help. She wasn’t
Impressed by me driving out
To feed homeless cats, but she
Did direct me to the facilities.
Afterwards, I considered buying
Something, but there was only
One cashier on and the line
Was long. After trying for a
While to exit the spot, I came
To realize that every other
Avenue of escape was blocked
As if to say get in line and buy
if you want to bounce out.
Well, I wasn’t having it, and
Once again, the Bratz Doll
In blue had to ask if I needed
Some help. She had a face and
Body, and the way her hips
Swayed made me wanna make
Swirl baby. But dolls aren’t
Moved to mate with old
Crackas who feed stray cats.
But it’s all for the best, I love
Sentient beings too much to
Want to bring any into a
World like this.
— FB