So Kobe Crashed

He was one of the luckiest

Men who ever lived, bouncing

An orange ball around in

A time and place when a

Guy could make millions

for that sort of thing…then of

Course there was the alleged

Rape. I reviewed the

Case, and it seems likely to me

That he did it. But hey, never

Mind her pain, he could bounce

A ball, right? Most pitiful of all

Was the old gaffer sports reporter

Admitting on national tv that

He cried in his keyboard over

Kobe’s crash. Too bad old Kobe

Couldn’t bounce like a basket-

Ball, gramps. Really though, I

Don’t feel good about Kobe’s death,

And I do feel bad for his

Daughter, and all

Of the non-rapists who

Went down. But isn’t that

The way, the best die with

The worst, and millions of

So-called men cry in their

Beers for a man who might

Have raped their daughters

And then grinned all the

Way back from court.

Enjoy your beers and

Ballgames, America.

–FB

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