Letter from The Impure Land

There was once an old Buddhist monk.

One day he wrote himself a letter:

“You have done a wonderful job in

this life. Tbe Pure Land (paradise)

awaits. Love, Budda”

This inspired me to request an email

from my favorite Colombiana cam girl.

I asked her to pls send word expressing

her undying love for me. Either that or

an email deriding me for being a repulsive

pervert. I asked her to surprise me with the

truth. Her usual charge for a vid is 20 to 30.

Let’s see what she says.

— fb

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Cam Girls of Colombia

As the world is poisoned

and enslaved

by technology

and since romance

and the days of my youth

were slain years ago

I’ve taken to peeping in

on the cam girls of Colombia

Especially one with a sweet

petite figure, ravenesque hair,

and a mouth full of braces.

her life force bursts through

My Android screen and leaves

me gasping at glimpses of what

could have been and probably

was for her ancestors dancing

In grass skirts on

Some unspoiled island,

flowers in their hair, as the

drums announce the arrival

of my ancestors wearing

Frilly shirts on some

sailing ship while staring through

crude telescopes at the laughing

island girls wading towards them,

honeyed breasts glistening under

the sun. And now I lay on my

worn futon watching this

Cambodian babe

who could make me so happy

laughing and making rap

video hand gestures as

the (other?) peeping perverts send

virtual margaritas and

she rocks happily to the drums of

“Highway to Hell” as if we haven’t

traveled that road long ago

and arrived at our

eternal destination.

— FB